FINALLY!!~
Finally I cleared my insurance exams!!~ I am not estactic over it but rather just relieved I got it done and over with...been dragging too long....hate the feeling of having some things on your mind all the time...phew~~
Went to sell my old handphone at Peninsula...was surprised I actually could get $80 back for that piece of waste metal...haha...its really somewhere there la...Den met up with Edwin and the rest at Hougang for billiard...Lost some money but its okie...haha...I will get it back in mahjong....not to worry... :p
Saw this interesting post in Friendster...courtesy of Karinne...decide that I should share with you all...heh~~
MARRIAGE
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"Wow! This stuff really works!"
Went to sell my old handphone at Peninsula...was surprised I actually could get $80 back for that piece of waste metal...haha...its really somewhere there la...Den met up with Edwin and the rest at Hougang for billiard...Lost some money but its okie...haha...I will get it back in mahjong....not to worry... :p
Saw this interesting post in Friendster...courtesy of Karinne...decide that I should share with you all...heh~~
MARRIAGE
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But then again, so are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict
attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100
grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"Wow! This stuff really works!"
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